Check out the organizational chart to see more information the Cubing Costra Nostra........
Rocco’s solve time is in the 40s - Prefers the CLL/ELL method
Jaime’s solve time is in the 30s - Prefers the OLL/PLL method
Dee’s solve time is in the 50s - Prefers the CLL/ELL method
(In real life, all three of us are in the banking industry. We also have fully annoyed our wife’s- who say we cube too much and don’t change enough diapers). As you see from the video, Dee is also in the music industry as he raps, mixes, records and produces. I know it’s hard to believe that Jamie and I (Rocco) didn’t write that song.
Since we have received many emails and posts from our “YouTube” channel requesting more information on who we are, how fast we can solve and a some requests to put “The Real Rubik’s Cube Rap” mp3 for downloading, we have obliged. Here it is! Simply right click the mp3, then choose “save target as.” Enjoy!
The Cubing Costra Nostra - Mafia Chart
In the middle is me, Rocco, (yes this is my real name) founder of LubeTheCube.com and Godfather of the Cubing Costra Nostra. To my left is, “Rocky BalNoah” aka Noah and to my right is, “Izzy the Italian” aka Isaiah, my two sons.
This is JB aka Jamie Bruce, a real math genius. The type of guy who will make the IRS pay you money when he does your taxes.
D. Fields aka, well… let’s just put it this way, there are only 2 people that know what “D” stands for. The first is his momma and the 2nd is Dead.
Ben Bernanke aka “Broke Benny”
Just a another Pawn under Jamie’s financial thumb
Bernie Madoff aka Ponzi Peddler
“Madoff talked too much so we had to take him down”
Barack Obama aka The President
Dee’s #1 Puppet
This guy actually thinks he is the first Black president, Ha!.... Ask anybody on the street and they’ll tell you D. Fields has been calling the shots from the Whitehouse for the last 2 elections. Barack thinks George Bush started the Iraq War for Oil, but it was really D. Fields leaning on G.W. because D. wanted all that petrol for his collection of Platinum Cubes. Oh yeah, and that “Stimulus Package” was Obama’s way of trying to keep up with D. making it rain.
50 Cent aka Curtis Jackson
Dee’s #1 Hit Man
Curtis Jackson says he was shot nine times, but really each one of those alleged bullet holes is where D punched him. Curtis tried to guess what “D” stands for- 9 times.